Jingle Smells

Jingle Smells

Some Christmas cards are classy. This is not one of them. 💨🎄 “Jingle Smells” takes the festive season straight into classic silly-humour territory with a cheerful green stink cloud in a Santa hat. It is juvenile in exactly the right way, extremely giftable and almost guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who still finds fart jokes funny — so, realistically, most families.

This is an easy winner for brothers, dads, mates, teenagers, kids, office jokers, Secret Santa victims and that one person who turns every serious moment into a terrible joke. It is the Christmas card equivalent of pulling a cracker and immediately putting the paper crown on your dog.

The front gets the laugh out of the way, while the inside is completely blank so you can decide whether to redeem yourself with something heartfelt or continue the nonsense. Add a sweet Christmas message, a cheeky note, an in-joke or another smell-related pun if you are determined to go all in.

If your search history currently includes funny Christmas card Australia, fart joke Christmas card, cheeky Christmas card, Secret Santa card, congratulations: you have found the classy corner of the internet. This design is silly, bright and unapologetically Well Drawn.

A festive stinker, in the best possible way 💨

Well Drawn exists for the cards that make people snort-laugh before they have even opened them. Every illustration starts as an original hand-drawn design by Kristian Terry in Yarraville, Melbourne. The sketchy outlines, expressive little characters and imperfect hand lettering are intentional — they keep the finished card warm, playful and human instead of looking like it rolled off a generic greeting-card conveyor belt.

The illustration is printed on premium 300gsm C grain watercolour paper, giving it a sturdy, tactile feel and a lovely textured surface. It is the sort of paper that makes a silly fart joke feel weirdly premium, which might be one of Well Drawn’s finest achievements. Each card also comes with a brown kraft envelope, so it is ready to write, seal and send once you have stopped laughing at your own purchase.

At A6 when folded, the card measures approximately 14cm high by 10.5cm wide. It slips easily into the post, sits neatly beside a present and still has plenty of room inside for your message. The interior is completely blank. That means you can write something genuinely lovely and create a beautiful contrast with the front, or you can keep the joke rolling until the very last line. We make the card; how dignified you are inside it is entirely up to you. 💌

Small Melbourne business, big silly energy 🎅

Well Drawn has been making hand-drawn greeting cards for more than a decade and is backed by 2,000+ five-star reviews. A lot of those customers come back because the cards feel personal, local and different from the polished-but-forgettable options on a supermarket rack. “Jingle Smells” is very much in that tradition: a simple joke, a memorable little character and enough Christmas spirit to make the immaturity feel seasonal.

It is particularly useful for people who are difficult to buy for but easy to make laugh. Slip it into a Kris Kringle gift, give it with a pair of novelty socks, send it to a mate interstate, leave it on a colleague’s desk or hand it to a dad who has been training for this exact genre of humour his entire life. It is broad enough for lots of recipients, but specific enough to feel like you chose it for them rather than grabbing the first card near the checkout. 😄

The important bits 🎁

• 🎨 Original hand-drawn Well Drawn artwork from Yarraville, Melbourne
• 🇦🇺 Designed and printed in Australia
• 📜 Premium 300gsm C grain watercolour paper
• 💌 Completely blank inside
• ✉️ Brown kraft envelope included
• 📐 A6 folded, approximately 14cm x 10.5cm
• ⭐ From a Melbourne card brand with 2,000+ five-star reviews
• 🚚 Free standard shipping Australia-wide

Get the smell in the mail 📮

Standard shipping is free across Australia. Please allow up to 14 days for Australian postage, particularly during the Christmas rush. Standard post does not include tracking; choose express or registered post at checkout if you need a quicker or trackable option. International orders can take up to 28 days, so send early if this little stink cloud is travelling far.

Give it to someone with a refined sense of humour… or absolutely no refined sense of humour whatsoever. Add your message, seal it up and send some hand-drawn Melbourne mischief through the post. Christmas comes once a year, but a properly bad pun can linger much longer. 🎄💨