{"product_id":"bruno-ho-ho-merry-christmars","title":"Bruno Ho Ho, Merry ChristMars","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBruno Ho Ho, Merry ChristMars\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePut some sparkle in the stocking. 🎤✨ “Bruno Ho Ho, Merry ChristMars” turns a pop-star-inspired character into a festive double-pun, complete with Santa styling, a present and enough stage presence for Christmas lunch. It is gloriously silly, immediately recognisable as a music joke and exactly the sort of card that gets displayed rather than quietly filed away.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSend this one to music lovers, dancers, karaoke regulars, pop fans, stylish mates and anyone who likes their Christmas cards with a bit of showmanship. It is a fun choice for siblings, partners, workmates, friends or the person in your group chat who somehow turns every drive into a concert.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe front handles the punchline; the inside is completely blank so you can write the encore. Add a heartfelt Christmas note, a ridiculous lyric reference, a thank-you for the year or simply “see you on the dance floor after pavlova”. There is no printed verse telling you what to feel — just plenty of room for your own words.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you are searching for a \u003cstrong\u003efunny music Christmas card, pop music Christmas pun, Merry ChristMars card, Australian Christmas card\u003c\/strong\u003e, this design keeps the gift-giving personal, playful and proudly local rather than mass-produced.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePop-star Christmas energy, minus the stadium ticket ✨\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell Drawn cards are made for people who would rather send a laugh than a beige, overly serious greeting card. Every design begins as an original hand-drawn illustration created by Kristian Terry in Yarraville, Melbourne. The slightly wobbly lines, expressive characters and playful hand lettering are part of the point. It feels human because it is human — drawn with pens, personality and a fairly unreasonable commitment to Christmas puns.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe artwork is printed on premium 300gsm C grain watercolour paper. That heavier stock gives the card a lovely tactile feel, keeps the illustration looking crisp and makes the finished card feel properly special rather than flimsy or throwaway. Each card comes with a brown kraft envelope, so it is ready to write, seal and send without the annual stationery-drawer expedition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt A6 when folded, the card measures approximately 14cm high by 10.5cm wide. It is a classic greeting-card size that is easy to post while still giving you plenty of room inside. The interior is completely blank, so you can write the Christmas message you actually want to write. Go heartfelt, keep it short, add a family update, drop in an in-joke, apologise for the questionable Secret Santa present, or simply sign your name and let the front of the card do the funny work. 💌\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMade in Melbourne, sent with cheer 🎄\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell Drawn has been drawing smiles for more than a decade and is backed by 2,000+ five-star reviews from customers who like a good pun, a handmade feel and greeting cards with actual personality. This design is deliberately easy to give: funny enough to stand out on the mantelpiece, friendly enough for a wide range of people, and distinctly Well Drawn without needing a five-minute explanation of the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is also a handy one to keep in your Christmas card stash for the inevitable “I forgot someone” moment. Give it to a mate, sibling, neighbour, teacher, colleague, family member or the person who always sends you a card first and makes you realise you should probably get organised. If you are buying several Christmas cards, mix and match the Well Drawn range so everyone gets their own little joke rather than fifteen copies of the same generic snowman. Consider it festive variety with better punchlines. 😄\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe important bits 🎁\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 Original hand-drawn Well Drawn artwork, designed in Yarraville, Melbourne\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇦🇺 Proudly designed and printed in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📜 Premium 300gsm C grain watercolour paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e💌 Completely blank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✉️ Brown kraft envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📐 A6 folded size, approximately 14cm x 10.5cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⭐ From a small Melbourne card brand with 2,000+ five-star reviews\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 Free standard shipping Australia-wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePost it before Santa clocks off 📮\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eStandard shipping is free across Australia. Please allow up to 14 days for Australian postage, especially during the busy Christmas rush. Standard post does not include tracking; choose express or registered post at checkout if you would like a faster or trackable option. International orders can take up to 28 days, so early elves definitely win.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair it with a playlist, a party invite or a present and you have a Christmas combo with considerably more rhythm than the average greeting card. Whether it is heading across Melbourne, interstate or overseas, this is a small piece of hand-drawn Christmas cheer designed to get a smile before the envelope has even made it to the recycling bin. Add your message, pop it in the post and let the pun carry the festive load. 🎅✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Well Drawn","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50634276569281,"sku":"WD-BRUNO-XMAS","price":8.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/9722\/files\/bruno-christmars-christmas-card-1.jpg?v=1789994893","url":"https:\/\/www.welldrawn.com.au\/products\/bruno-ho-ho-merry-christmars","provider":"Well Drawn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}